HOLY SHIT I GOT 4 TICKETS BEFORE IT SOLD OUT LIKE 30 SECONDS LATER
WHAT
OMG
I THINK I JUST WON
My friend is a winner. When my friends are winners, I am also a winner. Because we are friends.
That is actually a lie. I’m only a winner because I get one of those tickets. If he had only one ticket, then he would still be a winner. I, on the other hand, would not be a winner. But then, if that were the case—if he were a winner and I were not—we would no longer be friends. No. No, I don’t think we would be friends anymore.
I think I would plead guilty to all charges.
